Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It's Irv. "So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Sid asks. 'Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day." "Oh, my god," says Sid "So that's what heaven is like?" "Oh no," says Irv. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park."
Me and you Lily - Right here, right now with the jokes eh?
You've done what I thought was the impossible.....
It made me laugh AND I've never heard it!
Reply:You are a force to be reckoned with.
Another great one!
P.S. Thank you. Answering this joke put me at Level 4.
Reply:aahahaha! lmao! loves reading...thanks...L4A
Reply:One of your better ones.
Reply:LOL....hahaaha..life is not soo fair!
Reply:Wow loved them Bears can't remember there names,all I know is the Ranger Was always peed of with them .x
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