Friday, March 12, 2010

How did Herman Munster & Lily make love?

He was like 7ft 9, she was 5ft tops... he must have weighed a good 400 lbs... she was barely 110...wet.





All those bolts %26amp; spare parts.... I mean...can you imagine?

How did Herman Munster %26amp; Lily make love?
Crouching tiger, hidden freak.
Reply:passionately, and doggy style
Reply:I never thought about that.
Reply:Nice bit of kinky I guess. Mmmm. Monster lovin'.
Reply:she cranked him up and he stuck his spanner in the works
Reply:Only Spot knows!!
Reply:Very carefully.
Reply:very carefully ☺
Reply:Haha, thats gross
Reply:They used a garden hose connected to Lily's ear and Herman's nose.
Reply:Well we know they did it one time, since they had Eddie, I believe they gave Herman a extra long one, so he could screw Lily from behind, and I mean screw literally and figuratively! Then when Eddie was born hell he was so fugly Herman had his screwing screw removed! And anyway Lily was dead in bed LMAO!


Ciao Amused One!
Reply:Little known factoid:





In their pre-fame days, the Munsters had actually found it necessary to consult with a specialist on this matter. It was determined that certain "peripherals" (add-ons) would be necessary to get the 'desired effect'.





Now, remember, this was in the early-60's, the days of "Total Taboo", when shops of this sort chose discrete names.





So, instead of "Add-ons for your Whoopee-Rompin' Pleasure," the nearest supplier had chosen the name that sounded like "Add-Ons."





That store's name was, "The Addams Family Oddities". The acquaintances made here led to a spin-off show called “The Beaverly Hillbillies”. No! I’m kidding, of course.





As for "Total Taboo", well that became the name of a witches baby girl; after being shortened to, "Toddler Tabatha"…all about the “magic” of making babies.





And that's my stogie and I'm storkin' to it!














wertyq
Reply:she was on top, I mean darn she was the one in control all the time!!!



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